I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
She needs sedatives and a leash
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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