I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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