Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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