My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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