can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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