My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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