He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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