I just saw a hot homeless man
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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