so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
COCAINE IS GR8
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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