you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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