On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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