I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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