using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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