Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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