Sponge bath it is.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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