I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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