I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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