Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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