who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How external is "for external use only"?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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