well I can't set my house on fire every night
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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