when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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