Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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