And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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