your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
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Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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