if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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