How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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