East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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