I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
FUCK WHALES
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize