Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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