We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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