On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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