i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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