Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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