is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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