in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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