let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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