I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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