You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
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