Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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