so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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