yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he shaved USA in his pubs
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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My pussy is not your playground.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
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