just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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