I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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