No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
