As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
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I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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