morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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