What a fucking waste of an outfit
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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