wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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