Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
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I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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