So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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