I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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