Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
