i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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