are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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