help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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