we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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