The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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