i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
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