Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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